Alien Invasion (continued)

Previously, a New Fluff City farmer had discovered two extraterrestrial cylinders dropped by an unidentified flying object. More research has shown two fluffies inside the cylinders. The fluffy government has transferred the cylinders to a hospital sector and a surgical professional has been working at opening the cylinders. The surgeon's tools were much to fragile for the hard outer covering, so the surgeon gave up. The government had decided to sue the surgeon after scanning the cylinders with a bone density scanner with the courtesy of New Fluff City Hospital because the goo covering the fluffies was of an extremely low density. The surgeon said the casing of the goo was extremely hard to penetrate, but the inside was an easier task. Officials say the goo is a bacterial substance that supplies the corpse with nutrients and dries if it is exposed to oxygen. The government argued to bomb the outer casing, but the scientific division of New Fluff City says bombing the casing will risk the health of the contents inside.

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