Alien Invasion (continued)

Previously, a New Fluff City farmer had discovered two extraterrestrial cylinders dropped by an unidentified flying object. More research has shown two fluffies inside the cylinders. The fluffy government has transferred the cylinders to a hospital sector and a surgical professional has been working at opening the cylinders. The surgeon's tools were much to fragile for the hard outer covering, so the surgeon gave up. The government had decided to sue the surgeon after scanning the cylinders with a bone density scanner with the courtesy of New Fluff City Hospital because the goo covering the fluffies was of an extremely low density. The surgeon said the casing of the goo was extremely hard to penetrate, but the inside was an easier task. Officials say the goo is a bacterial substance that supplies the corpse with nutrients and dries if it is exposed to oxygen. The government argued to bomb the outer casing, but the scientific division of New Fluff City says bombing the casing will risk the health of the contents inside.

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Alien Invasion

Recently, at a farm just outside of New Fluff City, a story has been unfolding. Farmer Ben, a corn grower, was harvesting his corn when he saw some strange lights in the sky. "I then realized they was comin' from some sorta' disk in the sky" the farmer reports"Then, some sorta' light beam came down and started flatt'nin corn like...like...I don' know what. It looked like it was at about 20,000 feet when it dropped two objects-I couldn't tell what they were at the time. Now, it looked like they were comin' right toward me, so I just ran." The Bomb Squad has revealed that in fact, the two objects that fell from the sky appear to be cylinders, made of an unknown transparent substance. At the base of the cylinders there seems to be some sort of control pad that has markings that match no known language. Wha...! THIS JUST IN! Each cylinder contains a Fluffy-trapped inside a gel-like substance! Cryptologists are on the scene, along with the local Fire Department to try to break the fluffies out. Measures have been made also to contact Cryptozoologists and UFOlogists. Further reports as events warrant.