Joe Bob, one of the Fluffies recently taken hostage on a blackboard, has recovered from being stretched 5 times his own length, has finally accepted an interview with the press:
Reporter: Do you remember anything about your kidnapper?
Joe Bob: No. I only remember the chloroform soaked rag put over my mouth, and waking up in the hospital in great pain.
Reporter: Do you think the doctors put you back together nicely?
Joe Bob: Yes, though I have felt a bit taller lately.
Reporter: If the criminal is caught, do you intend to press charges?
Joe Bob: Yes!
Look for more interviews with Joe Bob, and updates on this story.
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