Fluffemon Olympics

Everybody is excited for this event. The Fluffemon Olympics will start in Antartica, on November 01. To endure the cold temperatures, be sure to wear a warm thick Fluffemon Jacket. Fluffemon merchendise is available at the remote dealer not so far away. To start warming up, get merchendise at the Fluffemon Store on your closest planet.

Global Conference

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Recently, the hostage crisis has ceased in a close elementary school.

A worldwide conference will include national representatives and will chose the solution to the crimes. Our national representative, John F. Kennedy will be in the 2007 conference next month. He will be the first former dead president to attend the United Nations conference in November. Thomas Jefferson is also arriving in the Japan conference room to sign the Declaration of Worldwide Independence. Other members of the Continental Congress are coming. Including George Washington, who has waited almost 300 years for the speech and will offer suggestions to the waiting population. For now, wait for more updates.

Hostage Scheme

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Recently, after a school janitor service, public school janitor Lad Bakinbridge of Williamsburg school found a backbreaking crime taking place involving a few fluffies taken hostage on a black board paper. Luckily, Bakinbridge called the police to investigate the scene. The officials recognized the crime to have been done by reckless elementary students. More evidence makes claims that it was NOT the students nor the janitor. It was the public school teacher who had taken the cottonballs hostage for an evil educative science experiment. The teacher was arrested afterwards.

Fluffachu, one of the lucky survivors recalls a chloroform napkin being smudged across his face. The next thing he knew, he was attached to a peice of paper as a cumulus cloud.
"It was a horrible disaster not only for the hostages, but for our kind and public awareness as a whole!" recalls Slim Jim, one of the investigators. Further attempts to unmask the gangster revealed one fluffy that was stretched 5 times it's own length across the paper as a stratus cloud. The victim is now under good custody by the local hospital. But the fatal reports of hostage crimes around the universe have recalled global awareness. Are we to split up into different paths, or are we to unite as a whole to stop the disaster?